The recent press conference truly revealed how efficient the People's Republic of China is in resolving problems.
To begin, China officially announced its peaceful and reasonable way to handle the Hong Kong protesters. The Minister of Tourism was extremely forthcoming in explaining how the government recognizes only a minuscule percent of protestors are a danger to the Chinese way of society and to the people around them. Those dangers to our community will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
Furthermore, it can be assumed from the words of the Minister that the Chinese government knows that the materials and chemicals flowing in are being used by the dangerous protestors. This gives the government more reason to stick these imbeciles into jail where they belong.
The Chinese delegate at the press conference proved his strength under pressure when another delegate hassled him over the false accusation of the Chinese government hiding information from the Western world.
Here at Xinhua, we pride ourselves on giving the truth and nothing but the truth. Our delegate handled the unwarranted questions with a calm demeanor and put the scandalous rumors to rest.